Catch Eiron's interest

Introduction

Go away, I'm not interested in anything you have to say. You seem so boring to me. I see adventurers like you every year. If I wanted to be visited by all the idiots who travel up and down Lanfar, I would have lived in Enorwen. But I chose not to do that!

Cunclusion

Okay, okay... What do you want to know, exactly? The name of the first alchemist who mastered the kronotras? Hmm... I really don't know. I know he liked the arts and thought he could protect beauty against the ravages of time. Ha! If you want my opinion, the master thought rather a lot of himself. What? Of course I've read many of the things that mysterious scholar wrote, but I don't know more than the members of the Society of Letters do. I've never even found out his name.